NEGATIVLAND BOOK BURNING

Negativland's Potluck Book Release Burning: After a potluck dinner, attendees of this event were led through snow covered woods past a series of candle lit installations with hidden speakers playing various sounds (including a loop of U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For") and heard various stories about little dogs. They finally found what they were looking for when they arrived upon a huge bonfire blazing beneath a large effigy of a ghostly white dog with red eyes that was suspended three stories high in the air. This dog (named "Snuggles" after the deceased pet mentioned by Casey Kasem on Negativland's "U2" single) was lowered into the fire as Negativland burned a copy of their FAIR USE book and burned all the legal documents, faxes and correspondence that led up to the publication of the book. As the bonfire blazed, the audience read aloud a transcription of the Kasem outtakes used in the single, threw their own personal things on the fire to burn and then had a huge snowball fight while loud Christmas music played over outdoor speakers.

Now.........we're up to our long-distance dedication. And this one is about kids, and pets, and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinatti, Ohio. And here's what he writes:

Dear Casey, This may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere, and it'll mean a lot if you play it. Recently, there was a death in our family. He was a little dog named Snuggles. But he was most certainly a part of- let's come...let's start again. From comin' out of the record. Play the record, okay? Please...

That's the letter U, and the numeral 2. The four-man band features Adam Clayton on bass, Larry Mullen on drums, Dave Evans, nicknamed "The Edge", on --this is bullshit! Nobody cares!

These guys are from England, and who gives a shit?

It's a lot of wasted names that don't mean diddly-shit!

This is bullshit. This is bullshit. Who gives a shit?

Diddly-shit. Diddly-shit. Diddly-shit. Nobody cares!

Snuggles. Snuggles. He was a little dog named Snuggles.

This is American Top Forty... this is bullshit!

When you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions... and then ya gotta go into somebody dying...Goddammit if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it...

Why are we doing these instrumentals, cause we got 'em?

I don't understand it.I don't understand it. I don't understand it.

Will somebody find out the goddamn answer?

Goddammit, goddammit, goddammit.

Oh fuck! Snuggles. Fuck Snuggles.

Okay, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record everytime I do a goddamn DEATH dedication! It's the last goddamn time, I want SOMEBODY to use his fuckin' brain, to not come out of a goddamn record that is, uh, that, that's up-tempo and I gotta talk about a fuckin' dog dying!!

Boy, this is fuckin' PONDEROUS, man. Ponderous, fuckin' PONDEROUS.

This is American Top Forty... right here on the radio station you grew up with. Music Radio One-Three-Eight oh fuck!

(photos by Marc Hawthorne) home