Direct mp3 download or play: Jingle Farts (Jingle Bells)
This is a little thing I made with the help of free internet pornography. There are a lot of X-rated web sites that work just like YouTube and they usually offer videos for free as reduced quality Flash files. Even so, the quality is still reasonable. In addition, video cameras have improved considerably, producing better pictures and sound. I thought about how I could work with all this available content.
It seems that every sexual fantasy is now available for anyone to see (and hear) on the internet. There are some people who are attracted to and like everything about passing gas or farting. I noticed some of the farting sounds are almost musical, so I thought it might be interesting (or not) to capture fart sounds and process them with VST (Virtual Studio Technology). Since it’s Christmas, why not play a midi file (musical instrument Digital Interface) of a Christmas song (Jingle Bells) and make some of the instruments be fart sounds from actual X-rated videos. This is what I came up with, and I apologize if anyone is offended. Otherwise, have a laugh!