Remember, there are three syllables in the word vacuum. That is also true for sewerage.
My vacuum emits vapo-gas strings, probably because I’m too cheap to change the bag more than once a year. Every time I turn the damn thing on I can hear millions of dust mites scream in agony as their little exoskeletons compress to the point of failure.
noun \ˈva-(ˌ)kyüm, -kyəm also -kyü-əm\
: an empty space in which there is no air or other gas : a space from which all or most of the air has been removed
: a situation created when an important person or thing has gone and has not been replaced
Well once again, the Weatherman has caught me bracae infra.
In Swedish, the lousy smelling household cleaning device that I was referring to is called a damsugare, which translates to ‘dust-sucker’. Damsugare can also refer to a disgusting little green, tubular pastry made with what I suspect are dried muffin remnants* (FZ).
Fortunately for the dog juice on my rugs, the H.R. Steam Cleaning System™ was to bulky, unergonomic and difficult to shoplift to break into the Northern European market.
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