Now here's music which is unarguably COPIED - deftly organized ditties which have been collated, toned, and jammed by one Dr. Stefan Helmreich, who masterminded this new "genre", That's right - 13 great songs assembled entirely from the sounds of office machinery, with names such as "Toshiba 2060" and "Xerox 5425 (Bookmark 35)". Of course, the package features an important disclaimer which clarifies that the corporate makers of such machines have no connection whatsoever to this work, lest you think Seeland has sold out to The Man in return for some sponsorship.

Music to sweep the cubicle by!